30.12.04

Turbo is a Friendster God


This is what Turbo would look like if he was a djini.. (or drunk with a towel wrapped around his head)

Jennie wrote:
Hi, I am looking around the friendster
(mtlanglo-non-anglophone alert)....do you interesting to chat?

I am waiting for ur reply!
Happy New Year
Jennie

Turbo wrote:

Hi Jennie,
Congratulations, you're the first person to contact me through Friendster.
I'm not even really sure what this thing is.. just my friend told me to join it.
Does this mean we're friends now?
Are we going to hang out and go see movies together?



..or do we first have to write each other back and forth some vague nondescript letters in attempts to size each other up?
Perhaps I am doing this all wrong. Please explain how this Friendster thing works.

Thank You & Happy New Year
Turbo

Jennie wrote:
Hi Turbo,
In my opinion, Friendster actually is a website to meet people and shows how many friends you have in your network. You can send a message to my friends from my network.
(mtlanglo-ie.: you can hit on my friends, too)
I would like to know you more....so I think it is better to send message to each other back
and forth in order to understand each other...do you think so? Also, we may chat in MSN too....
(mtlanglo-"because I have no life...")

Yes, We can go see movie sometimes. What will you do on new year eve?
(mtlanglo-non-anglophone alert)
..let's me tell you something about you
...I like to go shopping and clubing...Once I have time I
would like to hang out with my friends. I study at Concordia university...and I will graduate in
April 2005. How about you?
(mtlanglo-18 year old alert)

I am better to stop here. Waiting for ur reply.
Jennie

Turbo wrote:
Hi Jennie, So basically Friendster is
a way to make friends?

I guess that's pretty straightforward. So at what point do we actually become friends?
Perhaps after a certain amount of messages back and forth the Friendster Alarm goes off and announces that we are now friends? ..or is it perhaps something more contextual, dependent on how compatible we discover each other to be?

So, where do you like to go clubbing?...I like afterhours. In fact on New Years I will be going to Stereo on Friday night, and probably leave there sometime on Sunday.
Does that sound somewhat insane to you? (it should)

Your Friendster
Turbo

Hi Turbo,
We do have some common habbits...I like afterhours too. I usually go to Redlite....
(mtlanglo-Laval alert)On new year eve I will be going to Bell center..(mtlanglo-glow stick alert)

I am sure I will have fun at that night. I hope you do. You see this is one of the reason we should be friends.
(mtlanglo-ugly chick alert)



So where do you live?
(mtlanglo-stalker alert) I don't understand why you
leave on Sunday
(mtlanglo-OMG non-crunkhead alert). Anyway, if you still want to chat
with me then reply me. By the way, you seem a cool man!!!

Jennie
(mtlanglo's recommendation: I am half curious to read her profile)

4 comments:

Misstress said...

I think you should make the "mtlango alert" a regular feature, 'cause that was damn funny.

Poor little girl.

LemonJelly said...

Funniest thing I've read today - thanks dude!

Anonymous said...

Oh man.. this brought back memories!

I used to be so synical.

mtlanglo said...

Turbo- that was only 3 1/2 years ago... :) naw- we have changed sooo much since then!