As this graph so neatly shows, visitor and page loads are both down dramatically as Christmas approaches. Meanwhile; I am posting, like, 4 times a day! And good stuff, too! (I think, or it could all be drivel- who knows? Hardly anyone is commenting *pout*)
Don't make me pander to the Lindsay Lohan porn people, who keep coming to my site for 3.5 seconds. But they come in large numbers.
If you don't keep reading over the holidays I may be forced to bail out of my advertising negotiations with the bikers; vis-à-vis the exchange of pills for more of their "We're fighting for Democracy" adverts. The failure of said negotiations may result in me having one or more limbs violently wrenched from my torso.
You may also end up having 2+ hours of reading to do...
Ahhhh, screw it- here's a nice photo of LL's smoking-hot 18 year old cleavage:
Have a sticky Christmas, you pervs! Welcome to the Blog that will Pander for Pills.
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THAT should get me hits, mentioning Lindsay Lohan smoking biker porn. It's like a free porn site's wet dream!
Ok- I called my therapist and she told me to REMOVE all the stat trackers. I'm "looking for approval" from some faceless audience and avoiding spending time with my family by continually blogging...
Something to chew on...
I just emailed you a link to my fave Lohan picture gallery- go nuts!
See, I'm lazy and I read everything in my newsreader (Bloglines) and you can't comment from there, so I have to click, like, 3 other links just to comment.
You better appreciate this. :)
Also? I'm freaking high, so if this makes no sense, sorry.
See- i don't understand newsreaders and aggregators- do you see the graphics? You miss the layout- the side bar bits, like "Welcome to the Blog that will Pander for Pills" stuff... I'd prefer my readers to actually come by and see the site as it was designed, not just read the text :)
I'll make it worth your effort, Liz!
Don't miss the follow-up post, making the connection to Adbusters.
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