"I like to kick them when they're down!"

I am discovering I am not a very nice person in the morning unless I am caffeinated. There is no point denying it any longer.

Some fan art from Russia-note the poor spelling of Nixon's name

I was filling the bowl of water for my parent's geriatric cat, Barney. He kept looking at his soft food dish, then at me, then the dish. This provokes little sympathy from me; I snarl at the deaf cat..."FUCK OFF!! Eat your dry food, you ingrate."

Last night whilst adding crap to my blog to either:

1. drive marketing or
2. make it look better

I "crashed" the lower half of my template. There will be minimal posting until this is fixed, so please, scroll down and see the archives section. The summer was a great time, when I had a job, a girlfriend and a car. The world was a warmer, safer place...