Christmas morning

Ok- gifts have been opened, a light breakfast of bagel and yogurt has been consumed (New York style bagel vs. Montreal- nice change!) and I caught the end (Thank GOD!) of White Christmas.

"Done, done, done and DONE!"

I am going to nap now and when I wake up I am going to make a pot of coffee that will RIP MY TITS OFF. Lack of speed/ephedrine/Amphetamines/crystal meth and no espresso anywhere in the city is MAKING ME DISTURBED*. I might have to start throwing myself bodily into traffic for the adrenaline rush or something. Nope- 2 problems with that:

1. there is no traffic
2. even if there was they would actually stop if it remotely looked like I wanted to cross the street. Damn polite drivers.
   

I know- I'll fill the coffee filter normally, but in the pot I'll add this small bottle of INSTANT COFFEE my folks have, along with some cocoa...THAT SHOULD DO IT. (or- could put the pot on now and let the water boil off the concoction and then take the resulting powder and RAIL IT? What would my pharmacist say?)

BBC coke head

It might keep me pleasant and alert until dinner is over at 7-8 PM tonight and I can hit that bottle of Xmas Jager I got (my little brother's girlfriend ROCKS!)

Hmmm- doing shots with the family- a new Christmas tradition? Or a bad idea?

*dear readers- you do realize that I am not a complete crank head- I just play one on the internet...