Update From the Crunktionary

Maggie is our highly skilled intern here at The Crunktionary. We rely on her to find neat photos on the internet to put in The Crunktionary while we sit around drinking Vodka Guru's and shoving MDMA caps up our arses.

Maggie at her desk.

She's only been doing this for a week (ever since we bought her "freedom" from that Thai trucking company) but she wanted to say a few things:

First off- has every woman in the world appeared naked on the internet yet? Stop it!

Second- to all you college kids who finally have your own dorm room and digital cameras; stop posting photos of you smoking crack with your buddies to your university webserver! It just makes my job harder.

I see a great thumbnail of you shooting up in the quad, then when I click to see the full photo-BAM- your entire directory no longer exists on the server at yourstatecollege.edu. This means you either:

• A) graduated and they removed you- however unlikely that is, or
• B) someone reported you to the university and they kicked your stupid-addict ass out of there!

So, please- if you have a photo you'd like to submit to The Crunktionary send an email to us at thecrunktionary[at]gmail.com.

It'll give me time to do soooo many other things.

XO Maggie