To celebrate I ate at McDonald's, twice. And I left my bottles outside for the homeless to recycle.
What's mother Earth ever done for me? Eh? No cards, no calls, and she certainly didn't help out with my tuition...
Bitch.
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1 comment:
I celebrated by exhaling nicotine into the air and drinking my beer out of the keg instead of buying bottled beer. I heart planet erf.
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