One More Year

If I had to have a female version of myself- it would appear to be Care over at "One More Year"

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is all bruised and spongy."

"If the goal last night was to get utterly smashed and not remember my walk home, then I accomplished my goal. If the goal was to do things I wouldn't ordinarily do, then I accomplished that goal as well. If my goal was to pass out naked with Futurama playing in the background, well damned if I didn't accomplish that one as well. It was a great night."

Now if that doesn't sound like something I have done, I don't know what else would.