Bachelor Party madness

went to bed at 6 AM this morning after my pal Basil's bachelor party last night. Highlights of the evening:
Going to spurs and watching people line dance
All of us sucking at pool, all night
The doorman telling us to keep our cigarettes in our pockets, not on the table, not on the bar (wtf is that about?)
Basil singing "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" at a sketchy karaoke bar (video to come)
One of my friends telling me something something he shouldn't have just to hurt my feelings- and me kicking everyone out of my apartment.

Fun times- until the end- but maybe we all get a bit evil after drinking for 8 hours straight.

No drinking this week- just packing.