1.3.05

Welcome back to the Fortune 500

We missed you. Here's a new wrinkle that our lawyers wanted to avoiding getting hassled over in the future (somebody, somewhere, sued somebody over this...)

termination upon death: your employment shall terminate automatically
upon your death without further delay or payment
Wow. Thanks- will you send flowers at least?

1 comment:

StereoQueenBee said...

Only in the good ol' U.S of A I would venture to guess. I mean, isn't that a given?! Sure, some people look like they're dead at work, but I'm not sure a corpse would be the most productive... Perhaps being a corpse is the new minority!