Kind of a bizarre life

When people write you emails like this:

"Hey! What are you doing tonight at around 4 am? "

-but you're already out and you don't get home to see the email until 9 PM, two days later- and wonder which day they meant...or...

"Let me know when you want to pick up your shoes (note- yes, I forgot them somewhere again...)...how are you feeling today?? I am a mess! SOOO tired and sketchy...hopefully will feel a bit better later to clean the place up..."

I found half an E in my wallet. I told my roommate when she got home from work of this good fortune; she inquired, "Did you do it?"

You can wake up on any weekend at 9 AM and know where to go to party. Right then.

Random people are calling me for tickets to clubs I don't even go to.

People laugh when I say I need a vacation--so do I.